Chick Dig Scrawny Pale Guys Funny and adorable weirdos

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This Triblend tee combines the comfort of cotton with the durability of polyester to create a vintage

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Chick Dig Scrawny Pale Guys Funny and adorable weirdosSo listen. Some of us aren't corn fed beef cakes, but do have the complexion of a vampire in Forks, Washington and when the sun hits our bare flesh it creates a beacon bright enough to help guide ships to shore. Maybe we work in a dark office setting. Maybe we are people of the night. Maybe We are vampires. But like the shitty kind with no powers and just the weight of capitalist debt and soul crushing jobs that pay us just enough to buy a stupid