Major Life Event Tee Color:Black " Everyone scoffs and says

" Everyone scoffs and says they are just getting crotchety in their old age

spin it like a helicopter

This shirt is vague enough that nobody can tell where you stand

We aren't entirely sure if people are going to be more or less likely to initiate acts of physical violence with you while you're wearing this shirt

Major Life Event Tee Color:Black " Everyone scoffs and saysCongratulations or condolences on the good or bad major life event that you may have had, be having, or anticipate having. If you have not had nor plan to have any major life events, you may want to purchase this shirt to remind others that major life events do exist and happen to other people from time to time. The classic fit of this shirt ensures a comfy, relaxed wear while the crew neckline adds that neat, timeless look that can blend into any