Nice People Get Better Customer Service Sweatshirt Will Trade Avocado Toast for Home Down Payment you're really going to maybe

you're really going to maybe get one laugh per person who ever sees it

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but now your friends all think that you're an arrogant douche for calling yourself a genius and you aren't invited to Geoffrey's housewarming party anymore even though you already bought him a gift

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Nice People Get Better Customer Service Sweatshirt Will Trade Avocado Toast for Home Down Payment you're really going to maybeI don't know, it just works that way. Acting like an azzhole to the people assigned to help you in a certain situation is never going to make them want to help you more. Threatening to sue them or call the police on them or whatever is a laughably toothless threat. Be nice to people and people will be nice back to you. You aren't going to threaten the phone rep to get you a better deal, and honey almost always works better than vinegar. The classic