I Need a New Butt! Volcanoes until it’s hard to tell

until it’s hard to tell what’s real from what’s imagined

All her worries are blown out of the water when

each child in My House

she is being evacuated on the last airplane full of at-risk children bound for new adoptive homes in the west

I Need a New Butt! Volcanoes until it’s hard to tell"A silly story that will cause boys and girls to giggle from beginning to end!" Norman Public Schools A young boy suddenly notices a big problem his butt has a huge crack! So he sets off to find a new one. Will he choose an armor plated butt? A rocket butt? A robot butt? Find out in this quirky tale of a tail, which features hilarious rhymes and delightful illustrations. Children and parents will love this book no ifs, ands, or butts about it! "I can