T.A.P.P.E.R. [Unfinity] Token Creature — Boar Set: Commander 2011 Type: Land

Set: Commander 2011 Type: Land Common Cost: Gruul Turf enters the battlefield tapped

but did I hear correctly

You know it's coming when you hear the distant thunder

The controller of each of those artifacts gains life equal to its converted mana cost

T.A.P.P.E.R. [Unfinity] Token Creature — Boar Set: Commander 2011 Type: LandSet: Unfinity Type: Artifact Creature Clown Robot Rarity: Common Cost: {W} {T}, Tap an untapped creature you control that has a hat: Tap target creature. 'Technologically Advanced People Pleasing Entertainment Robot', eh? Nice hat. Would be a shame if something happened to it. "Brims" Barone, midway mobster