Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable] SPA Cruzado akroniense all broad grins and excited

all broad grins and excited chatter

Set: Vanguard Series Type: Vanguard Rare Cost: Your opponents play with their hands revealed

This one just gets you

Set: Nemesis Type: Sorcery Common Cost: {2}{B}{B} Each player loses 1 life for each creature they control

Knight of the Kitchen Sink ("protection from two-word names") [Unstable] SPA Cruzado akroniense all broad grins and excitedSet: Unstable Type: Artifact Creature Cyborg Knight Rarity: Uncommon Cost: {W}{W} First strike, protection from two word names (Nothing with exactly two words in its name can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature. Hyphenated words are one word.) "Whew. For a minute, I thought I'd forgotten the olive forks."