Molten Skin Cream woods Lobster Farts - 605926391661

Lobster Farts - 605926391661

for those new spring days when you want to outlast the sun in the woods but still get cold fingers before you get home

Seriously the closest you'll come to smelling edible without doing the whole cake stink thing

Please don't put perfume on your baby

Molten Skin Cream woods Lobster Farts - 605926391661I've always had issues with skin cream and lotion. It either doesn't moisturize enough, or leaves me greasy, or has so much fragrance and preservative in it, I end up all itchy. So I'm dry and greasy with hives on my neck. Not awesome. It's cool though, I found the perfect base and tried again! Yay for no hives on my neck! This fabled perfect cream base has lots of love for the skin without leaving you feeling like you just ate a bucket of chicken